Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Frogger Lost

Missouri is overflowing with animals. This is what I have to keep telling myself... Why you may ask? Because I seem to be on an unconscious mission to make the number of animals in Missouri smaller. I spent 4 years of my driving life in Utah and never hit any animals. But here in Missouri, it's like they intently cross the street when I am driving.
Now, I am usually not upset about hitting the animals because eh its an animal. Most of the time it is a opossum and they aren't really good for anything. I hit one a couple weeks ago and while it was really gross I didn't mind it much. But last night I ran over a frog. And it really upset me. I had to turn around and make sure that I hit it. I was hoping so much that I was seeing things. Nope. Flat as a pancake. Seeing it clearly just upset me more. I don't know why I was so sad because really it was a frog. Poor frog. I'm very sorry.
Naturally, I had to tell someone about my frog killing. So, I sent out a text to a select few people. One friend responded with "Did you try kissing it to wake it up?" That made me laugh and I soon forgot about my sadness. Yay, for clever, funny friends. Though, apparently I am distracted easily.

1 comment:

M.E. said...

Sooo...Neville killed Trevor?

Okay, so Trevor's technically a toad, but that's the first thing that came to my mind, as mean and cold-hearted as it is. What else do you expect from me?